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1.
A foreign, unidentifiable substabce on one's face, clothing, or body.
Sometime looks like male ejaculate
"Girl, you got some smergly on your face; need a napkin?"

"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".
by Jburbank February 05, 2010