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smegligence 

(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip
Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.
smegligence by M Boogie December 25, 2020

Smelligator 

Rare, attractive biped known for its overwhelming stench (smell) and giant, crushing mandibles (like a gator).
Why, look at that fetching underbite...and man is she stank. That must be Smelligator.
Smelligator by Lovey December 28, 2005

skilligent

(noun) to be knowlegeable in the ways of having skillages.
(guy does a double backflip of the empire statment building)
guy: Dude, that was AWESOME!
Guy #2: You are so skilligent.
skilligent by kebsturr March 18, 2009

Smelldentify 

The act of smelling an item of clothing in order to determine who it belongs owing to people's individual scents.
Person 1: Hey! We're wearing the same top!
*the tops are thrown on the floor and get mixed up*
Person 2: Who's is who's?!
Person 1: It's fine, we can smelldentify them. *Sniffs a shirt* this is yours.
Smelldentify by ZaraRose August 21, 2010

Sulligent, AL. 

Itty bitty little Alabama town that might as well be in Mississippi. With a population of something like 1200, the only folks you see here are either police, family of police, or the junkies the police are after. With only a handful of stores and zero good restaurants, Sulligent is just a large group of old folks waiting to die, and young folks hoping it happens sooner, rather than later.
(What was that cemetery we drove through on the way to Mississippi?) <Oh, that was just Sulligent, Al.>

Smeligent 

Something well suited to its purpose(s)

Someone good at creating/doing things well suited to their purposes. See
Is the definition something well suited to its purpose(s)? That's smeligent
Smeligent by Precursion July 1, 2022