(verb) what a smut/skeezer does. The act of being a skeezer.
Tell your girl to stop smeezing.
by Cory n Jamez December 19, 2006
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Someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.
Dude, did u hear how big kevin's genitals are? Ya, I heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a bitches.
by Kevin M. Smith September 28, 2008
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To accidentally laugh, cough, or simply exhale while smoking out of a pipe, causing weed to fly out.
Don't say that joke while Jerry is hitting it, or he will smeeze.

Dude you smeezed!
by SirSmursALot January 16, 2009
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smoking up...usually pot or cigs
yo man im tryin to smeeze tonite
by lil ro August 29, 2004
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possibly the dirtiest word in the world. Smeeze is a form of dirty slut. It can also be used to describe a person who is a bitch, fag, pussy, or a person of questionable character. This person most likely has no self respect and enjoys receiving anal and oral sex. An utter embarassment.
"Have you met Patrick Fagerty?"
"Yeah, he's weird. I think he's a smeeze."
by benbell March 18, 2010
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Combination of SMILING and CHEESE! when taking a picture.
SMEEZE for the camera!
by smeezer May 7, 2011
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