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2.
A bitch who is a slut, and a sneezer, which makes her a smeezer
That bitch is a smeez.
by A-dizzle17 October 06, 2006
 
1.
a girl that is a straight up dirty whore
Hannah was acting like a smeez last night; she was all over every guy and I think she might've fucked more than one!
by Ms. Apprentice March 03, 2008
 
3.
When a girl, not even worth being called a 'lady' or 'woman' sleeps around with everyone and anyone for ANYTHING. By anything it may range from Food, Drugs, or just to make their Whorish self look or feel better.
Guy 1: Dude, how didn't you realize Tina was a Smeez?
Guy 2: She used her dirty dirty Smeez magic on me.
Guy 1: Well at least you don't have to deal with that whore again.
*Both laugh*
Guy 2: Man, she's JUST like her mom.
by thatSAMEkat October 08, 2008
 
4.
to smoke marijauna generally a blunt
im feelin to smeez a bleez yadada. ( bleez=blunt )
by george tedbetter July 24, 2006
 
5.
Someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.
Dude, did u hear how big kevin's genitals are? Ya, I heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a bitches.
by Kevin M. Smith September 27, 2008
 
6.
(n) the sweat down by your =-o
(adj) to smell incredibly bad, almost bad enough to make one puke
(v) to smeez someone is to get your smeez on them... dont try this anywhere, cause if you do, your fucked up
That guy is a dirty smeez (n)
That fat-ass was smeezy as shit yo (adj)
Did you hear how dame smeezed vagner? the poor kid is still in the hospital. (v)
by Maako May 14, 2003
 
7.
Extremely small. Lacking physical size.
The mini cooper is a smeez car.
by kunty December 20, 2005