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Smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips. -Eww!!! You need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!
-My lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick. |
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The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously. person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What? person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley person 2: FML too |
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Usually a last name for some people, These people are usually insanely nice, caring, loyal, and responsible and don't treat girls like shit but actually care for them and over-think everything nearly everything people say to them. Smedley your so sweet your like the nicest guy ever!
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Racing term: A bearer of bad news. Usually directed at someone who is having a pretty nice day. Occasionally the message will be cryptic and/or coded, and will need to be repeated, forcing the listener to slow down and re-evaluate his/her life. eg.1) Driver 2, driver 1 is faster than you. Driver 1 is faster than you. Can you confirm that you understand this message? eg.2) Not to sound like a Smedley here baby, but you could be a little quicker in Sector 2. Oh, and you have a spring stuck in your head...sorry.
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Slang of US Marine Corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. One working in the role of a butler. Smedley is a play on words that comes from Smedley Butler, a Marine hero who was a Major General and won two Congressional Medals of Honor. He was the General’s Smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the General’s driver.
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An over-accessorized bicyclist whose gear typically includes spandex shorts, biking gloves, nylon racing shirt, and a helmet-mirror. Look at that smedley by the water-cooler: he's just biked into work but he's dressed for the Tour-de-France
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'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
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