Natalie: dude that dick was so rank, I had to tell em to get smectic. so he found some peach scented shit for that stick.

Susan: did you at least get off?

Natalie: yeah, but we had to get tripsis first

susan: huh?

Natalie: sorry hun, thats a shampoo massage given in a bath(from the greek work tribo, meaning a rub down)

susan: nice!!:) rotflmao