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4. Smeat
The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.

Society is so FUBAR in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.
The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called "Smeat" instead.

In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.
1. smeat
A small meat/ penis.
a insult to one person (male/female joke)
Man that boy Perry got a smeat!
2. smeat
spreadable meat
I want smeat and crakers!
3. Smeat
a small dick and/or an insult
Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat
5. smeat
A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.
ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.
6. smeat
sweaty feet
omg! i smeatted in my shoes
7. smeat
sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.
Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
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