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The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up
Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!
by Ollie7 September 03, 2008