A realy ugly girl who bears a striking resembliance to smeagol from Lord Of The rings. Normaly called to fat chicks.
Omg matt did u see that girls Britany, shes smeagol as.
by premskionear August 14, 2006
A funky African American dance that vaguely resembles Smeagol from Lord Of The Rings primate ancestors, as well as most African Americans.
"EY SHAQUANDAFELISHTAPDAT QUANSHA, DO DA SMEAGOL WID MIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by nigs4lyf September 07, 2011
A man with a fetish where he is only attracted to really fat black women because he wants the Precious.
That dude is a fucking smeagol
by Dantastic Danomite September 19, 2010
Apple's codename for MacOS X 10.2.7
Code named Smeagol, this newest Jaguar update will provide compatability for the new machines
by Anonymous October 05, 2003
1) AKA Gollum who kills his brother Deagol for the Ring of Power in the river where Isildur fell.
Smeagol is gollum
by Kameron the best June 20, 2003
(Noun) The act of digitally penetrating ones partners' anus (and/or rectum) while under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic(s) under the pretense that it is in-fact the "partners'" vagina yielding a brown ring-like stain encompassing the radius of the offending finger.
"Dude....I totaly "finger banged" Justine last night just before I passed out!!! But when I woke up..... I HAD A FUCKING SMEAGOL!!!!!" GROSSSS!! IT STINKS LIKE YOUR MOM!!!
by Nick-o August 07, 2008
cockmonger who wants the precious
l WILL GIVE YOU MY COCK IN EXCHANGE FOR THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS
by FAG GRENADE July 30, 2004