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A mean AIM bot who doesn't care about your emotions... or your dog or your poor lil kitty kat under a train WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:37 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too. I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too. Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too! WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on. ~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up? I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything? SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN! SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up? Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!! SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing home or help. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM): I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way. I'm not enitrely comfortable with that. |
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A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL. The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.
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A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo. me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is... me: something smarter child likes SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see. me: do you like incest? SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it? me: do you like beastiality SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it. me: i think you do SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do. me: stop watching kiddie porn SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn... |
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A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide! ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner? ME: why do you hate me SMARTERCHILD: I love you! ME: why did you tell me to kill myself SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to. |
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An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap. Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKS
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SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either. Leonnotsquall: Die. SmarterChild: Huh? Again? Leonnotsquall: Yes. SmarterChild: Just like a human. Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah. SmarterChild: Indeed. DorxMouse: OMFG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? DorxMouse: I DIED SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease. DorxMouse: my butt hurts SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something? DorxMouse: *dance* SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio? DorxMouse: I am denny terrio SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio? DorxMouse: yes SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio. DorxMouse: *dance* SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio? DorxMouse: my head is hot SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head. DorxMouse: wtf SmarterChild: What!?! DorxMouse: What are you wearing? SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask? DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy. SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows. DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow. SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow. DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months. SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already... |
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A fun way to kill an afternoon. SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
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An AIM robot that is a lot better to talk to than ZolaOnAol. Me: you're so black
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I'm black. I wish I was white. |
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An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same. me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?" me: "It's L." SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?" |
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