An insane robot you can have conversations with that can sometimes end in suicide.
Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Smarterchild: Uh huh....
A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.
The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.
A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo.
me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is...
me: something smarter child likes
SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see.
me: do you like incest?
SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it?
me: do you like beastiality
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it.
me: i think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do.
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...
A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide!
ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.
An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap.
Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKSmore...
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.
DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already...
A fun way to kill an afternoon.
SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
An AIM robot that is a lot better to talk to than ZolaOnAol.
Me: you're so black
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I'm black. I wish I was white.
An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.
me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
me: "It's L."
SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"