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anti smartania

A forum originally made for those who hate Smartania.

It was made to be taken seriously, but is a sad joke for several reasons:
1) The admin of anti smartania quickly forgot his own password and left forever.
2) The admins of Smartania were really the only ones there flaming Smartania. This was done as a joke and with exagerated leet-speak, caps-use, random japanese insertions etc.
They hoped that the smartania-defenders would catch up to the joke, but sadly they didn't and had to be told.
There are doubts as to wether the board was ever frequented by any Smartania haters but the long-lost admin.
3) In spite of points one and two, there are still people writing on the anti smartania board every once in a while, and none of it funny or clever, just sad really.


Posts on anti smartania, once a joke, now...

One of the early posts (Feb. 21, 2005):
"omg u r my ppl!!!! ~*kawaiistarrshyyne no miko*~, the same thing hapend 2 me wif my freind!!!! the smartmeanyia ppl were so meen 2 her beutiful fics!!!!!!! they were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gud 2!!!!!!!! they were so meen she took dwon her wunderful gravitaon/malice mixer/harry poter/salor moon/friends crosover 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it was RITE B4 tatusha and mana wer gonna have sex!!!!!!!!! now ill never no if snape ezcaped his abusiv relashunship with chandler 2 find TRU LUV in the arms of tuxido mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Later post (Nov. 5, 2006):
"Taco Taco Taco"
anti smartania by Svataben December 9, 2008
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smaranika 

The best person to ever exist. They might sometimes get sad ,so give them a lot of love. Theyre the most kind ppl too. They are the most prettiest people but get insecure easily. If they're comfortable around you ,theyre the best. Theyre clingy and goofy too
Look..its smaranika?? Omg I wanna be friends with them
smaranika by Anna_1111 September 18, 2020

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Smaranda 

Smaranda is not a popular first name. It is more often used as a girl (female) name. Smaranda is an insanely beautiful girl, extremely smart, humble, hard working and very ambitious. First and foremost, she's an artist. Don't be thrown by the fact that she always keeps her feet on the ground. She's really creative, and she would work wonders in the field of architecture. She's a lovely daughter, sister and friend. When it comes to love, she's rational, yet passionate and can be very sensitive.
She's the perfect sister. She's a Smaranda.
Smaranda by aniriardna November 15, 2013

u/sataniamana 

An e-boy cuck who acts smarter than everyone and comments on reddit posts to gain a sense of superiority over other people, he also clicks on dangerous links

18.234.166.227
Virginia
City Location: Ashburn
Postal: 20149
Area: 703
Metro: 511
u/sataniamana
“That post makes no sense, I’m super fucking smart
u/sataniamana by Le yeet April 9, 2020

Spartaning 

When someone describes something as madness and you respond my shouting this is sparta and viciously kick them in the chest.
Last night we were waiting in the queue for Halo reach, my friend Jake got so anoyed that he shouted out " god this queue is madness" So I responded by shouting " this is sparta" and kicked him in the chest, he got up like what the fuck, and I told him, it's called spartaning, we've been doing it ever since.
Spartaning by Fortehfuckin'lolz. October 1, 2010
The best anime character ever! She's a kawaii demon from Gabriel DropOut and will become Future Queen of Evil!
Satania is bae.
Satania by Jackninja5 January 27, 2018