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A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)
Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.
by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016

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