As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.
Ted: I'm good, I'm just on... Haha
Bill: ... What?
Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone's status update on my new smart phone.
Bill: Hmm ok
QWERTY keyboard smartphones are designed for people with pins for fingers, anyone with big manly hands usually presses several keys at once.Designed to slow you down to be more precise.
Nokia C6-01, HTC Wildfire, Samsung Galaxy s and Iphone are touchscreen
Most Blackberry phones and a few Nokia and some Samsungs have QWERTY mini keyboards/pads.