| 1. | Smarmite | ||
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The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness. He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
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| 2. | Smarmite | ||
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When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying Person 2: I meant you =p Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today |
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