n. Someone who says something so stupid, that you want to smack them. Esp. when interjected into an exchange as an intrusive third party.

v. online emote form, /smacktard. Smack the person that said something stupid.
The forumn regulars were getting tired of all the smacktards dropping in to troll.

Where does Fox News Corp dig up all these smacktards pretending to be experts?
by NastyDiaper May 23, 2006
An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.
Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"
by T June 21, 2004
A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.
You don't know anything you Smacktard
by Brian E January 20, 2004
When someone is acting like so much of a retard, that you want to smack them silly.
B1: "yay! i managed to teamkill three of my teammates last round!"
B2: "You are such a smacktard."
by NrKy September 15, 2003
n. - A person that lacks intellegence and/or common sense, to the point of seeming to be mentally retarded, who is not actually a retard, thus making it socially acceptable to smack them as needed. This condition is currently commonly caused by exposure to online chat rooms, and was previously mostly caused by smack (heroin, not cocaine as suggested by other definitions, and part of the origin of the term, if not part of the current evolution.)
______ is such a Smacktard after he shoots.

Everyone in Barrens chat is a Smacktard.
by Ryyn May 25, 2008
Someone who says things that are so stupid or obvious that you just want to smack them upside the head.
Fey: Now how do I get this up?

Lana: You might want to rephrase that...

Jake: Yeah...



Everyone: Um, no Josh...


Jake: Smacktard...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Eliot: 'Fucktard' is the best expression ever.

Laura: No, 'smacktard' is. You smack a smacktard, but you don't fuck a fucktard.

Eliot: Yeah, well you don't arse a hole either...


Laura: WTF...
by q(^0^)p April 23, 2008
1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.

After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):


Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.
by ARYAN SUPER Soldier March 04, 2006
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