Your crazy, desperate, and otherwise illogical ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Betty: I got a turtle for my birthday.
Art: I really respect you. I love you. It'll never work out.
Betty: You are one crazy ass slut-bitch.
John: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Jane: No, but I do have your best friends penis in my vagina.
Susie: So this weather is pretty crazy, huh?
Bobbie: I hate you. Lets fuck.
Susie: Well okay. But you are a slut-bitch.