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1.
A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.
Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.
by Persian Batman May 04, 2003
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2.
A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.
All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.
by MBC April 01, 2003
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3.
A simian primate accustomed to wearing racy lipstick and revealing atire in order to attract the attentions of members of the opposite sex for the purposes of indescriminate copulation.
Man, I went to London Zoo last night, climbed into the monkey enclosure and got down and dirty with this slut monkey. She was a frisky simian sexpot. I've never known a monkey to be so slutty...
by Daniel Dutton April 11, 2008
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4.
A promiscuous woman.
That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.
by J-Daddy September 22, 2006
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5.
A term that refers to a man's penis with the added reputation of being in the ass, hands, pussy, or mouths of a female slut(s). Due to it's popularity, one's "slut monkey" is frequented by sluts, and is never at rest.
"Trust me Jane, there is nothing to fear from my slut monkey - it's friendly!...", said John. Believing his words, Jane started to direct it into her already juiced cunt.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
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6.
One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!
by rwwells September 09, 2010
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7.
A Slut Monkey is a very very very large whore that enjoys swingin from cock to cock to cock just like a monkey switches trees to get the ripest bananna! (sorry guys that have small dicks.. no slut monkey will want you!)
"Damn Gina, why you gotta be such a Slut Monkey. my dick is the ripest of the bunch!"
by Keebler the Cookie snatcher February 27, 2005
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