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Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.
by rperazag May 18, 2010
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Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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SLUT MACHINE = a slut or a whore who can take an oral, vaginal, or anal pounding for hours and hours not needing a break.
s/he took that dick like a champ for hours; s/he's a real slut machine.
by slut machine video .com February 27, 2009
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A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.
Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.
by innertone December 01, 2010
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A woman who only gives birth to girls.
No I don't wanna get involved with you, your mom was a slut machine.
by TV Lover April 14, 2012
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Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine

When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating
So this chicks boobs were popping out and I went up to here and gave her the slut machine
by BirdMan_717 September 13, 2016
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