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A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.
The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.
by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004
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When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.
Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
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A derogative for a person who throws childish insults at people on a repeated basis and feel no need to better their vocabulary.
"After continously calling his sister a turdburglar, Rec was deemed a slutbagel by the family."
by Jaida July 09, 2005
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a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.
"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."
by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010
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a person who shares the characteristics of both.
Texxie such a slutbagel!
by nottobar January 26, 2004
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