When you are hooking up with a girl, and you find out she is of the male gender.
Mike: " I heard you hooked up with Cindy!"
Hans: " No dude .. she had a slut nut."
Mike: "AWWW NO DUDE!"
" - Well, I have a chest wig."
Hans: "Aw god, dude. I'm already scarred for life you fagbucket."