Top Definition
1. pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick, example-
Damn, Slump is such a pole smoker!

2. Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis. example-
Slump is a pole smoker from hell.

3. Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs mouth on cock to another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler, ass clown, and Slump.

4. Ass clown



ass clown (ás kloun) n.: one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Slump is a real ASS CLOWN!

5. ass clown

One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer!
Example- Slump is such an ass clown!

6. ass clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time. Example-
Slump calling a gay guy at the tech support hotline is a real ass clown.
Slumpmyballz takes it deep
by aka the punisher November 08, 2010

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