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alternate term for "morning wood" The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.
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Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection. So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.
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Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'. "I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."
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