The laziest, most useless being to inhabit space on the earth. Usually found doing nothing, while talking absolute shite about all intended plans and nonsense. Chronic masturbation is associated with the behaviour of a slugrat , who simply has too much time on his hands because he can't be bothered to do something productive.
What did you do today mate?
Well I looked for jobs, went to the gym, I was busy genno.
Yeah, how many wanks did you have today?
Eh, about four, maybe more, I dunno, can't remember
You're such a fucking lazy slugrat
Here slugrat do something with your life!!!