A Slugger or Sluggermon is a mythical slug-like being, which is typically green, slimy and sensitive to salty substances. Frequently referred to as the child of Rachel Stevens or a fan of Girls Aloud and Finch, the Slugger is a mutation of a human which has become sluggish and moderately entertaining, depending on the environment in which it is nurtured; warm environments, where a radiator is still emitting heat, can lead to aggravation and as a consequence violence. Sluggers can sometimes develop into Sluggercrows, which abandon their slimy characteristics for those of a bird.
“Sluggermon I choose you!”
“Wow, it’s producing mathematical objects!”
“Slime attack Slugger!”
Slugger - A slang term used to tell someone to chill the hell out in a humorous way.
" Whoa calm down slugger "
lit. baseball bat...Louisville Baseball Bat Brand
Claude smashed the crap out of his boyfriend with his slugger.
1. a person who is lazy and does absolutely nothing all day, someone who is characterized by their laziness and unwillingness come out of the basement
2. someone who is extremely messy
"Girls, you are the two biggest sluggers ever, get OUT of that basement!"
"It's four in the afternoon and that slugger still hasn't gotten out of bed."
"CLEAN YOUR ROOM. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MESSIER SLUGGER IN MY LIFE!"
an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.
brendan got a louisville slugger
Just before ejaculation, the male removes his erect penis and finshes on the female's right or left cheek. Upon ejacuation, the male slaps his dick agressively on the girls cheek, which has been covered in ejaculate, creating a red mark.
Dude, I gave that chick the biggest fucking slugger last night. She'll be red for a week!
a stream of snot shot from ones nose
I shot a slugger across the room.
A large joint, in the shape of a louisville slugger bat.
Hey man pass that slugger down the line.