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1.
A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.
Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.

Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!

Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
by Blue Rock November 29, 2007