The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!
"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."
by Kooper113 August 28, 2004
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The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.
You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?
by Slowking November 15, 2008
A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp
"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)
by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 06, 2016
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