| 1. | Slowking | ||
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The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all. You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?
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| 2. | Slowking | ||
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The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!! "I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here" "I jack off to Slowking porn." |
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