Top definition
I just evolved my Slowpoke into a Slowbro. He automatically learned Attract and Swagger and is now chill as fuck.
by Uge1 October 11, 2010
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
AJ Zackowski is a stinky bastard and an ice hockey stud
AJ stop being such a fucking slowbro
by thebarrish July 03, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
3
A BRO THAT IS SLOW

..........................
...............................
....................................
where am i
is that dude retarded? Naw, he's just a slowbro
by derpage July 27, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
4
One of the worst Pokémon of all time. Fun Fact it was actually a mistake so they ended up just keeping it there
Your a slowbro
by XxXSMDXxX February 18, 2017
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush