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2.
A dull, dimwitted person, slow on the uptake, easily fooled, a rube, a hayseed, a yokel.
"Yo, homes! I scammed that slow loris mo-fo outta fifty bucks!"
by Paul_Mysterioso December 08, 2006
 
1.
A sex position in which the woman sits on the man's lap, facing him, and he tickles her while bouncing, while she lifts her arms up in the air, like the small Asian primate, the Slow Loris.
Hey, wanna Slow Loris with me? You look ticklish.
by Andre LeBlanc October 05, 2009