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1.
Fake Jordans, usually the hood specials you get for 2 for $150 from your local neighborhood hustler.
That kids had the slow kids VIIs on because they were see-through.
by Bisi April 30, 2008
 
2.
a person who does dumb things, unknowing of its dummness
Blond: i like the one with the glitter

Girl: they all have glitter slow kid

Blond: i still like the one with the glitter
by Squillium Fancyson March 04, 2008