A dick that erects like an old swan. Similar to "Snail dick" it is crooked and bent like a swans neck or a snail's back. Those who have SLOW DICK tend to have crusty, salmon smelling smegma.
Slow dick is usually used as an insult unless one takes pride in having one. It can also be used to describe a male's genitalia.
Bitch you got a slow dick!
Dont bring ur slow dick over here!!
Eww, that cunt got a slow dick *face of disgust*
What a grimey ass nikka, he got slow dick!!?
I dont fucks with the slow dick, that shit is nasty.
He got a slow dick.