| 1. | Slothism | ||
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A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner. Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.
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| 2. | slothism | ||
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The religion which worships the red-assed sloth. 'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'
Source: Slothism bible - page 1 |
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