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1. A real fat, piece of shit ogre who likes to eat mountains of nachos and stare at hot girls when they walk by while saying things in a high pitched voice like, "Well nah, howdy doody there girl! How'd ya like to sit on my lap?"
You see that fuckin' slostrich at the baseball game? I had to tell my 8 year old daughter to hide.
by Straffnoye July 13, 2011

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