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definition: a whore in between two sluts
background: a slort is a combination of slut and Whore where the beginning of the word starts with "sl" of slut, then goes to "or" of whore then ends at "t" of slut
dude! that slort is willing to take it to the base
by pendejo April 13, 2004
An evolution of jorts: When one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.
When we began this road trip, Lane didn't even know what jorts were. Now look at him...He's gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!
#jorts #slorts #shorts #jort #slort
by b3n d0v3r August 08, 2010
A pair of short, tiny, slutty shorts.
Girl: I got myself a present today.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.
#shorts #slutty #short #slut #whore #clothing
by Mr. Weebitzy April 14, 2014
the noise a rocketship makes occasionally between phewphews and vrooms
"Phew phew, vroom, slort slort slort," the rocketship sounded as it travleed through space.
#sounds #rockets #phewphew #vroom #space
by AliceInMarshallLand September 20, 2010
Liquid secretion expeled from the anus when having intercorse,masturbation, or stimulating erogenous zones, when in males is directed from the prostate and its defined as mocus membrane.
"have you seen her face lately? seems like she's been sprayed with slort"
#prostate #ejaculation #mocus membrane #cervical membrane #sex
by flashtang511 July 20, 2012
The melted ice that forms when eating a slushie. Notoriously difficult to eat.
Don't you hate it when your slushie turns to slort?
#ice #slushy #melted #water #cup
by Michael Yu December 30, 2006
Dress Slacks cut into shorts, often worn by gay men.
Since when did slorts become an acceptable fashion trend?
#slorts #slacks #shorts #pants #gay
by Andy Vantana June 22, 2009
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