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When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease
"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"
by Odiz January 30, 2010