A fucking ugly dick.
Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.
noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.
"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."