A fucking ugly dick.
Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.
A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.
Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.
"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.
"How did her face look?" -Dude #2
"Well, it looked better than it normally does."
- Dude #1
Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.
Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.
when two people have anal sex while one is constipated
guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night
guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck