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When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 03, 2010
 
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When a man cums in his hand and then slaps a girl in the face with his cum filled hand.
Dude i fucking sloppy gloved that girl last night
by Luke PieStalker February 06, 2010