|1.||Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe|
When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"
B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster