Similar to a shart
, a sloop is the action of accidentally defecating in your sleep. This generally results in a sticky poo mess in the morning.
Remember that time slanty-eyed Paul slooped? He woke up in the middle of the night covered in his own excrement. Good times.
A vagina that hangs open freely.
With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.
a fore-and-aft rigged boat with one mast and a single jib
The sloop was moored to the dock.
The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.
Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.
Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.
To take ones hand in a semi-pinch and sweep away.
I just wanted to sloop it up.
a stoop that slopes down on an angle providing space for seating
Daniel sat on the sloop because there was no available seating.
referring to one who sneaks and is constantly lurking
Yo you see dat nigga right dare? Dat nigga's a sloop