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Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"

Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."

Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."

Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
by Niffboy3 June 16, 2010

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