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3.
A fag who tries to act hard.
Dude, You're such a sloaner.
You see that girl? she's makin me sloaner
by Bobby_Hill February 13, 2008
 
1.
Make (something) more difficult or confusing by causing it to be more complex or Introduce complications in (an existing condition)

difficult to analyze or understand; "a complicated problem"
1. Do a sum 10 x 10 = 100 The right way

2. 1 + 9 + 40 / 2 x 4 = 100 The Sloaner way
by The Real Complicator September 14, 2011
 
2.
An individual named or nicknamed Sloan, who's pleasure giving qualities make large numbers of people happy, sometimes simultaneously.
Dude i got the fattest sloaner from that powerpoint presentation on South Korea, Sloan really knew her stuff!
by sloanerking June 07, 2011