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A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution. Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."
Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!" Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will." |
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a very slutty lizzard that animal is a slizzard
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A "dirty south" term for intoxicated yo im slizzard from that drank
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A state of high intoxication from alcohol. Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6 Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6 - Far East Movement, "Like a G6" |
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So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS Drew: Damn he's really slizzard |
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One who has consumed alcohol and is ither tipsy or fully intoxicated and showing signs of the alcohol. Damn last night shawtay got "slizzard".
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drunk, tipsy, smashed Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on that goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose, And I can lean wit it, and I can rock wit it, |
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A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels . GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!
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