throat slit

a hole in the front of the neck. at least 4 inches in length and fresh intended for penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis.

Greg: Rodrick? Where are you?
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.

by throater March 24, 2019

don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

slit his/her throat

horizontal cut across the neck using a sharp knife/object.
(caution:bloody)

What an a-hole! I'm gonna slit his/her throat!

by FOOGIKABUGI June 7, 2006

bear with its throat slit

Another endearing name for a woman's pussy.

Lance told Janice he wanted to visit the bear with its throat slit.

by Fredskinz January 13, 2005