|1.||Slippery hot cakes|
You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).
"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes