“Slivkin" is the irregular plural of "Slivkan" and a
superior alternative to the traditional "Slivkans." Etymologists trace its first usage back to a certain Social
Chair's emails circa spring of
2023. Proponents of "Slivkin" as the preferred plural argue that the word is more quirky, more difficult to remember, and emphasizes the familial nature of the peoples of Slivka—from the Brazilians to the squid-eating Furbies.
My fellow Slivkin, it is with
great pleasure to announce that I have a
conflict preventing me from attending the new officer training
conference.