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A person who portrays himself as the God of Sexualness.
Mike: Yo! I just told your wife how I jizzed all over your daughter last night! She knew I was lying and slapped me in the face! Man, that hurt! It was so worth it; you should have seen the look on her face!

Scotty: Dude, what the fuck? Why do you have to be Sleezus all of a sudden?
by MrRoboto1212 March 10, 2014

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