Zach: No man, I don't want a chocolate sunday.
Zach: Oh sorry man. I fell asleep last night. I must have been sleep texting you XD.
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?
friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.
friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.
friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.
"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:
"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.