| 8. | jercling | ||
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Playing sporcle while jerking someone (could be yourself) off.
pronuciation: jerk-o-ling Roomate A: I'm going to sleep right now, do you need the light?
Roomate B: Nah, I'm good, I'm just jercling |
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| 9. | sleep slut | ||
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A girl (or guy, but usually not) who sleeps around... but doesn't fuck. She will lure her friends and acquaintances into bed to snuggle and keep her warm, but rejects advances that would lead to more entertaining activities. Sleep sluts never realize they are jerking people around, they assume their blueballed partners are just as happy with this arrangement as they are. Megan is a terrible sleep slut. She got John, Tim, and Mike in bed twice each, and hasn't messed around with any of them!
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| 10. | Slerky | ||
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Jerking off and going to bed. Now that I've added slerky to my daily routine, I sleep a lot better.
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| 11. | couch jerk | ||
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several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.
It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand. couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom |
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| 12. | Porn drive | ||
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TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.
The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited. |
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| 13. | Napstabate | ||
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the art of jerking off in your sleep without being aware of it. I couldn't sleep last night. You napstabate in your sleep and it kept me up.
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| 14. | SoaDmaggot | ||
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A guy that needs to sleep SoaDmaggot: Damn, I spammed a lot today, I need to sleep
Jackle: I'm jerking off =D |
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