(2) A farmville-induced coma.
Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!
Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.
Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)
Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?
Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma
Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.